We can’t stand the idea of someone missing out on the love of their life…so each week we comb through Craig’s List Missed Connections for the stories that touch our hearts….
GEORGE: YOU LOVED MY GUNS…I LOVED YOUR BUNS M4W
You were the blondie who really knew how to blow bubbles. You looked way too upper middle class to be shopping at Walmart! I wanted to cat call you but I’m not an animal. I have manners. You probably remember my arms. They are really thick and ripped. I caught you staring at my guns but that’s ok sweetheart, cuz I was staring at your buns! The Walmart in Pasadena never produced sex appeal like it did the day I saw you there…Hit me up if you want a ticket to the GUN SHOW – Tony!
MO: Husky…W4M…East Downtown.
I saw you…the bald man with the beautiful husky…not picking up your dog’s crap, don’t think you’re all smooth. There are literally plastic bags posted all around the elementary school to pick up after your dog. You suck, I hope your dog has an uncontrollable bowel movement in your bed.
I can just feel the tension. Let’s connect these lovebirds ❤
COWBOY DAVE: Help a brother out – MFW Montgomery County
To the Montgomery County wrecker driver in the stock Dodge flatbed with ugly factory wheels… not sure what company, Sorry, was too busy lookin’ at all that biscuits and gravy sexy in your truck! Listen… The smokin’ hot red head that’s in your passenger seat… is that your gal? If not can I get her name and number? I mean, she’s way too good for your truck, and to the folks on 149 near 105… I’m sorry I rolled over your mailboxes, but I couldn’t help but stare at how beautiful this gal’s smile was and her long red hair? MMMHMMMM Listen, bro… you get paid by guys like me to change the tires on our dozers… she deserves better than you! Can a guy at least get her name? YOLO!
Everyone needs love – including these folks on Missed Connections.