Is That a Zucchini In Your Garden And A Giddy Up DUI!! #StupiderThanGeorge

Author: George

The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life – but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.

Our First Story: He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Police in the south German city of Bretten received an alarming phone call on Thursday. A old man called the cops and told them he had found an unexploded World War II bomb in his back garden. After arriving on the scene, with bomb disposal unit – police geared up, cautiously crept into the garden and were amazed to find a 15.7 inch, dark zucchini that, in the officers’ own words, “really did kinda look like a bomb.” Concluding that the vegetable presented no threat the cops wrapped up and simple concluded the dude was STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.

 

Final Story: Florida woman busted for dui while riding a horse

A Florida woman was busted for DUI while riding a horse. Cops found a disoriented Donna Byrne, 53, riding her horse in the city of Lakeland on Thursday while reeking of alcohol.  They got her down, they found her blood alcohol content was about twice the legal limit. “Ms. Byrne was obviously not in any condition to be on the road,” Sheriff Grady Judd said in a statement. “She not only put herself and the horse in danger”  – In addition to the drunk “driving” rap, she was also hit with an animal neglect charge — and for being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.

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