#StupiderThanGeorge: Ninja Skills And Jesus Made Her Do It!

Author: George

The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life –  but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.

Jason from Tomball – sent me this note…

”George, you and the Morning Bull are having a bigger impact on my family than I thought…we were out at dinner on Friday and waiter brought our fajiata’s and immediately said “be careful, the skillet is hot”…and as soon as he turned around, his 15 year-old daughter touched the plate and burnt her finger…Jason said when I asked why she did such a dumb thing…without missing a beat she said “I guess I’m just stupider than George”

 

Our First Story: Man Was Just Practicing His Ninja Skills:

Police in Georgia police recently arrested Christopher Atkins for attempting to break into a Target store. He told cops he was just practicing his ninja skills when he entered a secured area. Atkins says he got the idea to break in after reading a comic book. Oh and Never mind the stuff he had stuffed in his pants…he was just practicing his ninja skills – He was charged with first-degree burglary and for being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE!

 

Final Story:  Woman Blames Jesus for her Arrest:

Cops in Leesburg, Florida say they arrested Kristen Betz recently for tailgating a police deputy.  The deputy said that Kristen was riding his bumper and honking her horn for nearly a mile.  The officer said that he also observed her making several hand gestures.  When the deputy finally swung around behind her car and pulled her offer…Kristen blamed Jesus.  She said she was tailgating the officer because – quote “ I was praying for you and your salvation”, when asked about the rude hand gestures  – she swore it was just the holy spirit and she was throwing her hands to the sky.  She was ticketed for reckless driving and for being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.

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