The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life – but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.
Our First Story: Sometimes the early bird doesn’t get the worm.
Police in Iowa are looking for a would-be bank robber who showed up to two West Des Moines branches wearing a bandanna over his face. His intent was evidently was to rob a credit union branch.
He showed up at around 8:15 a.m. – tried to jerk the doors open – but they were locked – see it was nearly three hours before it opened.
Police Sgt. Tony Giampolo told The Des Moines Register that employees in the parking lot watched the guy yank on the doors before fleeing upon realizing they were locked. Funny this is the HOURS ARE PPOSTED ON A HUGE SIGN in The Credit Union Parking lot – so police
Final Story: Man Gets Ex’s Chest Tattooed On His Back!
The Daily Mail claims Malakye Brooks, of Morecambe, England, recently got his girlfriend’s face and naked chest tattooed on his back. The couple was vacationing in Spain when they got drunk at a bar and then went to a tattoo parlor. Brooks agreed to get Jo’s face and bare breasts tattooed on his back. She paid for the $500 tattoo, which took 4 hours to complete. Brooks and Jo broke up shortly after their vacation ended. Brooks says guys often squeeze his back at bars. He is looking to have the tattoo removed