#StupiderThanGeorge: Free Willy And “Hey Y’all Watch This” Rattlesnake Edition

Author: George

The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life –  but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.

Including Kristy from Tomball, who sent in the story of her husband – their friend forgot his phone at their house, her husband picked up his phone and called him, when the other phone rang  – Darrell just stood there for a minute like ”WHAT?!”  – it rang like 5 times until he realized it was him calling the  phone – that’s when he looked at her and said I’m STUPIDER THAN GEORGE….

Firefighters called to free man’s %$^#& from dumbbell

Firefighters in a German city said it took them about three hours to free a man who got “a very sensitive part of the body” stuck in the center hole of a dumbbell weight. The Fire Department explained in a Facebook post that their firefighters were called to the hospital on Friday after doctors were unable to free the man from the dumbbell. Firefighters had to sedate the dude and it took them about three hours using an angle grinder and hydraulic saw.  Firefighters say it’s important to remember it was just a 5-pound weight and that the dude is STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.


In the HEY HOLD MY BEER category – A man in Arizona was attempting to cook a rattlesnake on a barbecue grill when the snake decided to fight back.

Victor Pratt, 48, was throwing his child a birthday party over the weekend when a rattlesnake slithered into his yard. Upon seeing the intruder, Pratt decided to take the opportunity to teach his party guests how to catch and cook a rattlesnake.

In a USA Today report, Pratt said he grabbed the venomous snake to show off to his friends and family when he lost his grip on the snake’s head, freeing the snake to attack him.

Pratt sustained a bite to the chest and the face. His family immediately rushed Pratt to the hospital, where doctors saved his life. But they couldn’t save him from being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE

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