The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life – but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.
Our First Story: Police in Yorkshire, England say they were called to rescue a man in a what he described as a life threatening situation. Now you’re thinking – he was being robbed, or attacked or some other horrible situation. Well, the call to West Yorkshire, England police was because the dude got stuck in a child’s swing at a park. Police said the man was able to eventually free himself, they didn’t file any charges other than being “STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.”
Amazingly, this is not the first time this has happened – you may remember this one from 2014!
Final Story: The Daily Star claims a woman recently caused a scene at an undisclosed Kroger grocery store…when she slapped two customers for no apparent reason and then security was called she jumped in the fruits and veggies at the Kroger…and started to bury herself. Witnesses caught it on video…I’ll never be able to look at KALE in the same way…police say the woman appeared to be “on something” and she was “STUPIDER THAN GEORGE”