The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life – but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.
These folks are slower than molasses running up hill in winter….
Our First Story: Woman ends date stuck in window trying to grab own poo
A girl had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in a window at the home of a Tinder date. The unnamed woman had been out for her Tinder boy, they went back to his place for a nightcap. But a bizarre chain of events unfolded after she went to the bathroom and clogged the toilet. In a panic, she picked up the stool and threw it out the window – but it fell down into a narrow gap between the neighboring property. She had no choice but to confess to Smyth, who helped lower her out of the bathroom window into the gap between the houses in an attempt to retrieve it. But she got wedged upside down and then eventually had to be rescued by firefighters.
Because she is irregular and STUPIDER THAN GEORGE
Story #2: Ticked Off At AT&T
A retired Miami-Dade firefighter took extreme measures to get AT&T workers to remove their trucks from his property, Wednesday morning. According to Hialeah Police said, “The owner of the house came out, He was upset that the trucks were parked in front of his house, asked them to move.”
So he got his gun and shot out the tires on the trucks – he tried to deny it – but video caught him in the act. In all, police said, Jove unloaded at least 18 shots. He was arrest for assault with a deadly weapon and for being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE