The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life – but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.
Including Kelsey from The Woodlands….She wrote:
I was talking to my mom on my phone, she was yakking and yakking about something, going on and on and in the middle of the conversation – I started to panic looking for my phone…while I was ON my phone talking to my mom. I starting laughing and told her “Mom, I’m stupider than George”
A husband and wife in Florida were leaving a barbecue on Sunday at Central Florida Fairgrounds. They loaded up their grill in the back of Kia Sorrento. According to the wife it was his job….according to the husband it was her job – either way, only one burner of the grill got turned off…so as they neared the exit of the fairgrounds, the woman lit a cigarette, sparking an explosion that blew out the doors off the Kia and caused the driver to crash into a pole. Police said the couple received non-life-threatening burns but were taken to a local hospital – probably to be treated for being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.
A Florida man has been sentenced to six years and five months in prison for accidentally shooting a gun while taking a selfie in a strip club restroom. 34-year-old Rorn Sorn’s was at Club Lust in St. Petersburg, when his gun discharged.
Sorn reportedly told the guard that it was an accident and that he “was just trying to take a selfie.” Police responded, and officers found a handgun, ammunition, and drugs on him – oh and he has prior convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.
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