STUPIDER THAN GEORGE: Fraud “To Do” List & Ax In The Roof

Author: George

The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life –  but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.

As my daddy used to say “These folks are a few bubbles off plumb”

Our First Story:  Fraud Suspect Busted While Writing Criminal ‘to-do’ list:

Police Detectives investigating fraud in Florida had a pretty good idea that Phyllistone Termine, age 19, involved in some pretty shady stuff.  But they didn’t realize how much until they surprised him one morning with a search warrant – and found him sitting at the kitchen table eating cereal and writing his “fraud to do list”.  This dude was planning out his week – steal credit card numbers, buy blank cards, open new accounts, buy 3 phones – 1 clean & 2 dirty”.

Police say they don’t usually get written instruction to back up their case – but this guy was organized and STUPIDER THAN GEORGE!

Btw  he was sentenced last week to four and a half years in federal prison – CLICK HERE FOR PHOTOS & MORE ON THE STORY

 

Second Story:  Police Stop ‘suspicious’ car With No Doors & An Ax In Roof

A New York state sheriff’s office said deputies responding to a report of a “suspicious vehicle” on Monday…..Deputies found the car and pulled it over – when they asked the driver if he knew why they’d pulled him over – he said he had no idea.  Police said it was because the vehicle had no doors, no windows, no windshield, no license plates — and had an ax sticking out from the roof.  I know you’re going to be shocked by this but police said  the driver, Jared Price, 21, “performed poorly” in a field sobriety test and was found to be “impaired by multiple different drug categories.” He was arrested and charged with driving while impaired and for being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE

And click below because as the sheriff’s office said in a Facebook Post “A picture says a thousand words!”

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