The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life – but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.
First Story: Bumming Gas Money for Stolen Ferrari
The San Rafael, California police recently arrested Rocky Jimenez for stealing a $245,000 Ferrari. How did they catch him??? The Ferrari ran out of gas, Rocky had no cash so he started bumminig locals for gas money. Folks got suspicious and called the police before officers arrived and questioned Rocky and called a local Ferrari dealership, who confirmed the vehicle had been stolen from their service center. Rocky was charged with theft and for beingt STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.
Second Story: Alarm in Wall Goes Off For 13 Years!
Jerry Lynn of Ross Township, Pennsylvania, had a great idea that turned bizarre. He tied a battery-powered alarm clock to a string and lowered it through a vent into a wall, in order to determine where he should install a cable outlet for his TV. The alarm was set to go off in a few minutes, and he would drill the hole near the sound, ensuring that a cable cord was in the right place – but the string broke. The clock fell too far down to be retrieved.
“As I was laying it down, all of a sudden I heard it go ‘thunk!’ as it came loose,” he said. “I thought, well, that’s not a real problem. You know it’s still going to go off. And it did.”
He couldn’t pull it back up, but figured, “Maybe, three-four months it’ll run out of battery. That was in September of 2004. It is still going off every day. And during daylight savings time it goes off at ten minutes ’til eight. And during standard time it goes off at ten minutes to seven at night.”
Jerry is STUPIDER THAN GEORGE