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STUPIDER THAN GEORGE
Police in Oregon was called to a 7-Eleven this week on reports that a strange object had exploded in the microwave. The object turned out to be a urine sample that was wrapped in a hand warmer. Officials believe someone was headed to a drug test and decided to warm up the sample in microwave at 7-Eleven,
Police are security camera footage from the store to find the individual who is STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.
Police in Utah, say a woman went into Walmart bought hand sanitizer and needle-nose pliers before taking her son into the store’s bathroom and pulling two of his teeth.
The boy’s older brother and a store employee heard the child screaming and got him out of the bathroom. He reportedly said that “one was loose and the other was only a little loose.” Documents say the woman didn’t use any kind of anesthetic “When she proceeded to extract them, they didn’t come out in one whole piece. There were multiple pieces. A police spokesman said the woman was charged with one count of child abuse and for being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.