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MISSED CONNECTIONS: Cheese Gas, Value Sized Lady And Chocolate and Beer

We can’t stand the idea of someone missing out on the love of their life…so each week we comb through Craig’s List Missed Connections for the stories that touch our hearts….

 

GEORGE: Hold the cheese please…W4M, 38

You work the deli at HEB off 610, for two weeks in a row – we’ve chatted about cheese and how you don’t like spicy food. Are you flirting or no?

I don’t know a lot of people who would go into THAT MUCH detail about their digestive issues unless you were super nervous because you were super into me. Either way, I kinda dig that we could be that real with each other!

If you wanna a date, I’ll be happy to contribute my bathroom habits to the convo.

 

MO:  Man looking for the value sized lady who deserves a large…26. 

He said…

Hi – We kinda went on our first date Friday at the McDonald’s on Mason Road and i-10.

I saw you there havin your lunch with some others.  You were the most beautiful blonde with incredible blue eyes.

You left your friends to get up and order more fries…I’m the guy that told the cashier to make your value size a large and had ‘em add them to my bill.

You thanked me with the sweetest smile and I can’t help but dream about date #2.  Let’s chat.   

It’s only uphill from here for these two.   ❤ 

 

COWBOY DAVE:  Chocolate and Beer – w4m 65

I was in your line at the Walmarts in February… I think. You commented because I was buying Chocolate, Spicy Pork Rinds and Slim Fast. You said “Uh Oh… Somebody havin cravings? When are ya due mamma?” I turned around and said “Oh honey I’m 65… I’m waaaay past that!” and immediately regretted it… you have to be the sexiest man I’ve seen in years! You got my motor runnin like I was 50 again! Puuurrrrrrr! If you’ve still got the keys to my engine… meet me there again today!

 

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