It’s time to share some soon to be star-crossed lovers…from Craig’s List…
GEORGE: Tinder Annabelle — m4w
We matched and your pictures had my heart pumpin’, the one with the dog combined some of the things I love most in this world. Doggos, beautiful people and dyed hair…damn, you’re beautiful and seem fascinating, so hit me up. As a disclaimer, I’m mostly looking to make out and cuddle with folks, but I’m open minded and flexible, so whatever happens, happens.
MO: For all my 2-steppin Ladies over the weekend…Captain Kirk is calling. He said…
Michelle, I am sorry if blew it…I was only trying to make a good first impression. I blew the dance, too. And then the drink request. Ugh. I ran scared but grateful for the experience. And I will do much better, starting with dancing lessons. Until we run into each other again at Big Texas, shine on Michelle! For you made me richer as a person for just having met you and this Captain Kirk will be ready for his next mission.
Umm…great news! I truly believe there is someone out there for everyone.
COWBOY DAVE: Smoked Sausage in Sealy
Saturday afternoon I rolled up to Zippy’s Place in Sealy lookin’ for some smoked sausage… but got your pulled pork instead! I had spent my Friday night getting over a loser named Jack and decided to make out with Jim all night… Jim Beam that is! Needless to say I was feelin’ it… They say the best hangover cure is greasy vittles and num nums… but when they gave me your order and I ended up with not only your pulled pork, but I got your num nums too! What is your name and can I see you again? You didn’t even take your sandwich… matter of fact I never saw you order… none the less… I’m still hungry! You’re saucy Senorita in Sealy!