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MISSED CONNECTIONS: Lunch, Paparazzi, Duck and Trucks [READ THEM HERE]

It’s time for MISSED CONNECTIONS – With the POWER of The Bull, we feel we’re uniquely qualified to help these star-crossed soon to be lovers…like these from Craig’s List…

GEORGE:  Lunch in Pearland at Schlotskys

We made eye contact a couple of times and you smiled each time. I probably did not smile, because that’s not how my face works. Your cute smile and the gleam in your eyes indicated you might be interested. I hope you were able to see the heat in my eyes.

Wish I could have caught you while your friend was in the restroom,  alas that moment passed too quickly – she must be one quick pee-er. Loved your orange car, but would love to meet you more!

 

MO:  Pick-Up Etiquette…

This dude might need a lesson in pick-up etiquette, but let’s try and help him.  He said…

I didn’t get a chance to tell you, but my name is Mike and I’m from Conroe.  E-mail me back, please.  I saw you in the midway at Rodeo over the weekend.  You have long, black hair and were wearing a cowboy hat.  My daughter gave your daughter a ride ticket.  We waved at each other as I left.  If you’re married, I understand, and will pass.  I’ve included a picture of the back of you.

Umm…you thought to take a picture of her but couldn’t give her your number?  Come onnn dude!           

 

COWBOY DAVE:  Ducks And Trucks

I was standing by the pond in Herman park fighting a duck to get my pants back and losing… you were crossing the street and got hit by a truck! You bounced off the hood and landed on your feet yelling something about being indestructible… I think we’d be a good fit for each other!  PS: I got my pants back… Meet me where there are no ducks

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