By Cowboy Dave

Did you know that it’s still a hanging offense in Texas to steal someone’s cattle or to… get this… add graffiti on someone’s cow?

Also… did you know that it’s illegal to indecently expose yourself or say curse words in front of a dead body here in Texas.

This one is one of my favorites though… mainly because now that I know I really wanna do it hahaha!

In Galveston, Texas… it’s  illegal to allow a camel to run loose on the beach! WHAT?? hahah

It’s illegal to sell your eye… like… you can’t pop your eye ball out and make extra cash!

I’ve broken this law more than a few times y’all… It’s illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. What?? Call the cops

It’s illegal to milk someone else’s cow without their permission! Look out now… hahaha! Hands off my utters buddy!

It’s illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. Stinky

For y’all law breakers out there… Criminals have to  give their victims a minimum 24 hour notice before committing a crime, either orally or in writing. Hear that?? Better let me know first

Don’t fart in Port Arthur y’all! It’s illegal to emit obnoxious odors while on an elevator in Port Arthur.

Crazy right?? Have a good day y’all- Cowboy Dave

 

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